Question:

How do you know if your tree is a dog?

Answer:

They bark.


Question:

What do you call a story about ice monsters?

Answer:

Chilling.


Question:

Why are celebrities so cool?

Answer:

It's because they have so many fans.


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fool.

Fool who?

Ha, I got you to say it!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cow.

Cow who?

I thought cows went “moo”.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Order.

Order who?

You ordered this food, right?

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