Question:

What book is an artist?

Answer:

A sketchbook.


Question:

Why is Autumn a clumsy season?

Answer:

Because it always falls.


Question:

How do you catch metal fish?

Answer:

With a mag-net.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wire.

Wire who?

Wire you not letting me in?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eyesore.

Eyesore who?

Eyesore wished it wasn't cold out.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Knock knock.

Knock knock who?

Hey, this is my joke!

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